Open the Door, Richard – It’s Mitch!
Marvin is convinced that some Mars rock is his cousin Franklin. Never mind that he doesn’t have any cousins, Franklin looks nothing like that space rock.
Marvin is convinced that some Mars rock is his cousin Franklin. Never mind that he doesn’t have any cousins, Franklin looks nothing like that space rock.
Suffice to say that the only sound our invention will ever make is the deathly moan it will emit when the garbage collectors haul it away.
We have so many irons in the fire, there’s nothing left to do the ironing with. Now we have to throw all those wrinkled clothes in the fire with ’em.
The one strike we don’t have against us is material. Got lots of tunes, thanks to my brother Matt. He probably wrote 3 or 4 songs while I was typing that.
We decided this would be a good time to try out one of these remote jamming platforms so we can hear each other swearing at our crappy internet connections.
The sad fact is, I suspect you would be hard pressed to find a band that’s less commercially successful than us. (WE’RE NUMBER NONE!)
When I raised the question of Big Green virtual performances, the response was less than encouraging. I can’t play four parts at once …. or CAN I?
Big Green has reached its coral anniversary. The traditional gift on your 35th is not the Electric Light Orchestra box set; it’s some ossified sea exoskeletons.
It’s not like the old days, when we just packed up the broken down van and drove off … until it broke down. Then we got arrested.
Whatever the cause may be, the weather blows into the abandoned Cheney Hammer Mill like a landlord on the first of the month.