This week there was a summit on health care reform. Last week was about the president’s big, expensive 
budget. Through it all, and the concurrent crises unfolding in banking, unemployment, and investments, I keep hearing the specter of socialism raised by nervous acolytes of the imaginary purist free enterprise system we supposedly have now. Nationalize the banks? We can’t go there – that would be socialism! Single payer health coverage? Forget it, comrade – no socialized medicine here in the good old U.S. of A. Even though the Obama administration is nowhere near either of these propositions (alas), it seems as though the prospect of government doing anything remotely useful to the population it’s supposed to serve always brings on this overblown rhetoric about sacrificing our principles, destroying our way of life, etc. Though I hate to use his name (because MSNBC and others have been doing so incessantly for the last week), Rush Limbaugh (that great hulking hippo of hate) represents the rightward bookend of this tendency, calling for the president to fail in his quest to bring about the new International right here in America.
Yeah, well, all I can say is, keep your 4X golf shirt on, fat boy – your golden microphone is safe, trust me. Obama is like Roosevelt in the sense that he is setting himself up to be the man who saved capitalism from itself. FDR did the same. In an era when labor was mobilized and workers had little left to lose, this nation was ripe for the kind of social revolution right wingers still obsess about – the kind that was happening all around the world. It might have been a left-socialist transformation or a fascist one (in times of extreme economic hardship, either can take hold). Roosevelt basically shoveled out the coal dust from the furnace of free enterprise and stoked it with public funds. He helped workers get a stake in the economy through job programs and labor-friendly legislation. He helped give poor and working class older people the promise of some measure of dignity in retirement for the first time ever. Those millions of workers that might have brought about a revolution were able to take an important seat at the table of national economic power. Small wonder they re-elected FDR to office three times.
Economic conservatives and money-bag corporate types, listen: This is what Obama is attempting to do right now, 
fool! He’s going to save your freaking bacon. Leave us face it – you drove the bus into a ditch, pure and simple, just as surely as your boy Bush crashed and burned on Iraq. This is not the time to complain about how much the tow truck is going to cost. Just sit there, play with your freaking PDAs, and maybe people will forget that you’re the fuckers who got us into this mess in the first place. Personally, I think it’s a mistake to let people off the hook this easily. Our banks may be falling to pieces, but there seems to be an awful lot of rich bankers around still. We should consider relieving them of some of the wealth they garnered over the last 20-30 years, when most of us were losing ground. We should make it a little more uncomfortable for the extremely wealthy, and a little harder to carry their ill-gotten gains someplace more congenial.
But, hell – not to worry. Obama’s going to save your sorry asses, just like FDR did. That’s fine. Just do us all a favor along the way, okay? A little less yap, if you please.
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